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Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML


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On 11/06/2013 at 2:09pm - misc - by s3xygrandpa (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Did it scare the shit out of you?

#2 - On 11/06/2013 at 6:30pm by aligator121

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I don't blame you for being scared of using public restrooms! Try visiting random gas stations or public hockey rinks or football stadiums, especially ones with Mexican food stands.

#1 - On 11/06/2013 at 6:30pm by x_the_lancer_x

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