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Today, my mom found a new fad, and now styles herself as some kind of modern druid. Normally I'd just roll my eyes and deal with it, except she's forced the entire family to go vegetarian, threatening harsh punishments if we refuse to stop "poisoning" our bodies. FML

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On 11/03/2013 at 1:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Poisoning your bodies with what? Protein? Sustenance? She doesn't have the right to force you to go vegetarian, OP! I'm guessing your family feels the same. Gang up on her, for lack of a better phrase.

#4 - On 11/03/2013 at 8:33pm by thehumanlyhuman

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one of us....one of us!

sorry OP, sucks when other peoole impose thier will on other people.

#1 - On 11/03/2013 at 8:30pm by LadyGamble420

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