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Today, a radio show asked the question, "Where does the dentist live in Finding Nemo?" I called in and got through. When he asked me the question, instead of the actual answer I quickly gave out my own address over live radio. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39247) - you deserved it (18587)

On 10/30/2013 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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You better hope no one comes over to "touch the butt"

#1 - On 10/30/2013 at 2:01pm by cynide

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Now Nemo can find you too!

#3 - On 10/30/2013 at 2:01pm by darwinism

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