Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "lil' yeast infection's sis". FML

by Dor51 / 10/27/2013 at 3:52pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

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  • Show them a medical dictionary...with pictures

    #1 - On 10/27/2013 at 9:25pm by ksktwin84

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  • They really need to leave the ridiculous baby names for the celebrities. Fuck both your lives, hard. :( stupid parents. Those people are jerks also. :/

    #2 - On 10/27/2013 at 9:26pm by olpally

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