Today, someone popped my birthday balloon at school. Her reasoning was that she "didn't want people to know we have the same birthday." Who popped it? My identical twin sister. FML
by Anonymous / 10/25/2013 at 11:03pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
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Sounds like you got the brains!!
#1 - On 10/26/2013 at 1:02pm by erjazo
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Blow out all the candles on the cake before her, and say the same thing
#3 - On 10/26/2013 at 1:03pm by DeoVolente
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