By the_lameo_geek - 21/10/2013 02:16 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I was mugged in a public bathroom. All I had on me was a plastic sheriff's badge, so I gave it to them. They laughed me out of the restroom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 044
You deserved it 4 041
Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

tygerarmy 35

At least that's all you had on you. But now your Halloween costume is incomplete.

160 5
sscookie 13

that could have gone a lot worse...

106 5

Comments

Wiringify 22

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
15 63
ForwardUn2Dawn 18

No with one made out of wood! Yes it'd be plastic! And she'd own that shit. (Seriously no pun)

3 55
ViRepz 28

Do you know the definition of pun?

35 2
the_lameo_geek 8

Probably because I'm a short teenage girl in a TMNT shirt.

20 0
deepunder 17

Tell them you are in deep undercover, Op

13 1
tygerarmy 35

At least that's all you had on you. But now your Halloween costume is incomplete.

160 5
SokDek 14

This is perhaps the only positive side of being broke.

6 1
sscookie 13

that could have gone a lot worse...

106 5
MrsDruidess 23

yeah be thankful that's all you had. Think about all that we have on us 99% of the time, IDs, cells (all at we keep in those!!), credit cards, cash . . . some people still keep their social security cards (idiots)

19 2
JustBeingAwesome 22

Yeah and at least they laughed it off and didn't do anything to you just because you saw they faces.

2 3
saraitkddh 47

I can imagine here what you mean...

0 4
rabbitprooffence 14

You should be glad you didn't have anything of value on you! Sounds to me like you were lucky!

54 5
Grand_Cookie 21

Sounds better than actually valuable stuff. I'd totally rather that. They're the tards that robbed a dude for a plastic sheriff badge.

33 4
ForwardUn2Dawn 18

If thats all you have then you could at least own up to it and pretend to be "the new sheriff in town." All spaghetti western like

10 1
sunnyray812 42

Be thankful you didn't have anything else on you they could have taken. Even though I didn't click on the "YDI" button, you should consider yourself lucky.

2 16
Dontstealmyname 11

#9 - Makes me wonder why on earth would you even talk about the YDI option? Whyy?

8 0
sunnyray812 42

Because I don't think she deserved it. I didn't want anyone to think that saying she should be thankful nothing else got stolen is another meaning for YDI.

0 6
cosicosei 22

You could've laughed them out by the sounds of it. They just failed at mugging someone big time!

17 1
1dvs_bstd 41

You coulda got stabbed or something, look on the bright side.

13 3