Today, I was mugged in a public bathroom. All I had on me was a plastic sheriff's badge, so I gave it to them. They laughed me out of the restroom. FML
by the_lameo_geek / 10/20/2013 at 10:16pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
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At least that's all you had on you. But now your Halloween costume is incomplete.
#2 - On 10/21/2013 at 3:54am by tygerarmy
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that could have gone a lot worse...
#3 - On 10/21/2013 at 3:55am by sscookie
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