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Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw my drunk dad chasing my uncle on a tractor while bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML


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On 10/19/2013 at 3:37pm - misc - by overly nationalistic redneck (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

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Well put down your beer and go stop them, god damn stupid rednecks.

#1 - On 10/19/2013 at 8:36pm by skilova4lifezzz

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It's okay, OP. Your country's redneck TV shows will always be overshadowed by Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and Duck Dynasty.

#5 - On 10/19/2013 at 8:38pm by Nyx

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