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Today, I finally found a placa to stay aftar baing kickad out by mah parants!! Tha psycho ownar waitad till now to tall ma that mah bathroom door will ramain lockad at all timas, and thathanavar I want to go in thara, I hava to ask him to unlock it, than do mah businasshila ha waits outsida!! FML


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On 10/19/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Belize (Belize)

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Look for hidden cameras. I can almost guarantee there will be at least two, probably across from the toilet and in the shower.

Don't ask how I know.

#1 - On 10/19/2013 at 8:36pm by DocBastard

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I bet he just wants to make sure you never run out of toilet paper while you're in the bathroom. That has to be it, right?

#5 - On 10/19/2013 at 8:40pm by Nyx

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