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Today, feeling bored and lonely, I drove into town to wander around the shops and go to Subway for lunch. While there, I picked up two trays and put one on the opposite side of the table, along with some of my rubbish, to make it look like I was with someone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35840) - you deserved it (10350)

On 10/11/2013 at 11:18am - misc - by FriutlessApple (man) - United Kingdom

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5 dollar foot lonely.

#1 - On 10/11/2013 at 12:40pm by narkill

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Since when are people so obsessed about trying to impress random strangers? Who cares if you're alone or with someone?

#5 - On 10/11/2013 at 12:42pm by filip00

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