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Today, minutes before I walked down the aisle at my wedding, my drunk mother stumbled up to me and told me she was depressed and wanted to leave. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40159) - you deserved it (2449)

On 09/26/2013 at 9:32pm - misc - by notnow - United States

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Hopefully she felt horrible once she sobered up. I bet your wedding was great and wonderful. Congratulations, OP!

#1 - On 09/27/2013 at 2:59am by BreynHope

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Sounds like it's time to pump some more alcohol into her so that she passes out and misses the whole thing!

#4 - On 09/27/2013 at 3:02am by AnOriginalName

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