Today, a drunk man walked into my house at 2pm, screaming out, "Honey, I'm home!" He had the wrong house, but it looks like I've finally met my new neighbour. FML
by nicetomeetyou2 / 09/25/2013 at 12:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
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Perhaps you should think about locking your door. And getting an alarm. And a dog. A big dog like a German shepherd, not a little dog like a chihuahua. No one likes those yappy little fucks.
#5 - On 09/25/2013 at 4:50pm by DocBastard
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At least he had the decency to call you honey ;)
#2 - On 09/25/2013 at 4:49pm by MeTheBeast
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