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Today, I offered to help out at my grandpa's farm, and he had me load buckets of water into his trunk. When he came by and saw me struggling to lift a bucket, he sneered, called me a moron for filling it up before putting it in the truck, and told me to just go home. FML


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On 09/20/2013 at 4:31pm - misc - by fuckwank (man) - United States (Texas)

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Don't worry too much about it OP. you're a good person for offering help

#1 - On 09/20/2013 at 8:40pm by Snazzy_Snaz

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You were just getting your weightlifting done, saving you that trip to the gym. He's just jealous of your developing muscles and your multitasking skills.

#3 - On 09/20/2013 at 8:42pm by Nyx

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