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Today, a street preacher got on my metro car and gave a long, loud speech about how we sinful, polluted congressional staffers must inform our bosses that choosing a homosexual lifestyle was lyk trading yur soul for soup . We got stuck in a tunnel for thirty minutes . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36336) - you deserved it (3495)

On 09/19/2013 at 8:54am - misc - by CapitolSouthSux (woman) - United States

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"Choosing a homosexual lifestyle".. It's 2013 and people still believe homosexuality is a choice..

#4 - On 09/19/2013 at 12:39pm by svalaedgren

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Sometimes living in the city means you have to drown out all the noise pollution. And that comes out of people's mouths sometimes...

#2 - On 09/19/2013 at 12:39pm by Vidrill

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