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TODAY, I CUMMD HOME TO FIND THAT MAH HOUSE HAD BEEN BROKEN INTO. AFTER ASSESSING THE LOSS, I SAW A TAUNTING NOTE ON THE FRIDGE SAYING, "LOCKS WORK BEST WHEN THE DOOR'S SHUT." MY HOUSEKEEPER HAD APPARENTLY LEFT THE DOOR WIDE OPEN. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43493) - you deserved it (3593)

On 09/17/2013 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

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You should get a new housekeeper...

#1 - On 09/17/2013 at 4:46pm by StarWolf111

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So it technically wasn't "broken into".

#2 - On 09/17/2013 at 4:46pm by NoorFML

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