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Today, my 16-year-old cousin came to visit for the week. So far, she's said "raunchy", "cray-cray", "legit", and "like" an uncountable number of times. She's only been here for a half hour. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40155) - you deserved it (3336)

On 09/14/2013 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

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You should, like, legit go cray-cray on her for having a raunchy attitude.

#13 - On 09/15/2013 at 3:34am by hallix

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English. Devolving, it seems.

#3 - On 09/15/2013 at 3:29am by StormfrontX33

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