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Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46584) - you deserved it (5624)

On 09/09/2013 at 1:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

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You tried

#1 - On 09/09/2013 at 4:04pm by summerguy97

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I'd make a pun about vases but then I'd get corrected 3 times on the pronounciation of the word vase.

#2 - On 09/09/2013 at 4:05pm by Pleonasm

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