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Today, I had to calm my hallucinating mom after she accidentally overdosed on one of her pills, then spend ages trying to protect her from the "monkey" on the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37538) - you deserved it (2366)

On 09/03/2013 at 2:04pm - misc - by D - United States (California)

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Tell her to quit monkeying around

#2 - On 09/03/2013 at 6:01pm by ArielTheMermaid

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Well, she seems like she's having a good time.

#1 - On 09/03/2013 at 5:59pm by arroberts

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