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Today, my mom mentioned how she loves certain actor's "British" accent. I couldn't help but mention that there's no such thing, and that there are lots of different accents in Britain. She got pissed and lectured me for "lying" to her and trying to make her feel stupid. FML


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On 09/01/2013 at 6:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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You deserved it. Maybe it's a different accent technically, but in layman's terms, a British accent is perfectly valid, just like an American accent.

#10 - On 09/01/2013 at 8:46pm by kitsune309

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To be fair, we women like to live with the knowledge that if someone is from England, they have a "sexy British accent."

#2 - On 09/01/2013 at 8:41pm by strawberrywine22

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