Today, my first date in years cancelled on me because she has to "wash the horse's hair." The date was arranged for 9:30pm. FML
by AtLeastHaveADecientExcuse / 08/28/2013 at 9:25am / Miscellaneous
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did you arrange a date with Sarah Jessica Parker?
#2 - On 08/28/2013 at 1:22pm by The_9th_Doctor
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What is she: a centaur?
#1 - On 08/28/2013 at 1:20pm by Welshite
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