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Today, I got in a heated fight and ended up being punched in the jaw. The fight was about Harry Potter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36973) - you deserved it (20254)

On 08/27/2013 at 3:21am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (New Brunswick)

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Avada Kedavra, motherfucker.

#2 - On 08/27/2013 at 6:09am by Fluffydemise

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Damnit, OP! Don't be a muggle! Where was your wand?

On second thought, I understand you were just abiding by the Statue of Secrecy. Damn laws.

#5 - On 08/27/2013 at 6:15am by daringtoride

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