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Today, my boyfriend and I were discussing sports injuries, and I mentioned that I pulled a muscle in my crotch last year. He snorted and called me a clueless idiot because according to him, "girls don't have crotches". He's a med student. I sense malpractice lawsuits in our future. FML


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On 08/23/2013 at 2:21pm - misc - by fucking financial ruin (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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He might be confusing "crotch" with "cock". He must be terrible at spelling.

#1 - On 08/23/2013 at 8:54pm by Nyx

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He probably thinks that a crotch is just male genitals. Still pretty dumb to think about, HE'S A MED STUDENT.

#3 - On 08/23/2013 at 8:59pm by Fireashes250

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