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Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46517) - you deserved it (11664)

On 08/23/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Wait till he finds out about Santa.

#1 - On 08/23/2013 at 12:42pm by RadikulRam

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Everyone needs to be confident with themselves. If you have to wear a push up to feel better, do it! Who cares what your boyfriend or anyone else thinks.

#2 - On 08/23/2013 at 12:42pm by JasonUMN

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