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Today, I woke up to a very unpleasant feeling. Apparently, the tattoo I got on my arm a couple of days ago attracted hundreds of ants during its healing process. They were literally carrying away pieces of my skin. I can not get the feeling or image out of my head. FML


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On 08/20/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by aly55a_mariie (woman) - United States (California)

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eww I could not imagine if that happened to 1 of my tattoos. seriously, I think this is the most disturbing thing I've ever read on this site.

#1 - On 08/21/2013 at 3:08am by Faith13

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Jesus fucking Christ!
I thought you had to cover a tattoo during it's healing process? (Clearly I don't have any).

#2 - On 08/21/2013 at 3:09am by RadikulRam

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