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Today, a kid in class dropped his paper on the floor. I held on to my desk with one hand and reached for the paper with my other hand. I lost balance and tilted both my chair and desk over, nailing the floor as everything on my desk hit the ground with me. He picked the paper up himself. FML


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On 08/20/2013 at 12:01am - misc - by nice guys finish last - United States (Tennessee)

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Well that's unfortunate.

#1 - On 08/20/2013 at 6:08am by ggabrams

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I'd definitely tableflip at that kind of ungratefulness.

#3 - On 08/20/2013 at 6:09am by TheRuined

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