Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

by Suprise / 08/17/2013 at 12:38am / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • Eh - Screw them if they can't realize the completely logical reaction you had to noticing suspicious movement within your own home.

    You made the right decision.

    #2 - On 08/17/2013 at 6:35am by gunnerblaster

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  • Happy birthday OP.....................

    #1 - On 08/17/2013 at 6:34am by chaxandgoods

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