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Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML

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Vegetarian I guess?

#1 - On 08/14/2013 at 10:10am by rob02

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I bet you left the naked part out to spare us the mental image. Well, I just ruined everyone's lunch. ;)

#3 - On 08/14/2013 at 10:10am by NoorFML

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