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Today, I walked past a girl giving out leaflets for a nightclub. She ignored me the first two times. I dismissed it cynically, thinking she was only giving them to good looking young people. The third time she gave one to a balding 40-year old guy with his pre-teen kid. She still ignored me. FML
You only walked my her two times, so of course she missed you. You need to parade past her repeatedly for at least six hours. That's what I do when I try to get someone's attention. It works wonderfully.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 19 March 2015