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Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car ash tray. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39008) - you deserved it (6268)

On 08/12/2013 at 2:54pm - misc - by amayasoma - United States (Louisiana)

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Hey, at least you didn't have anything valuable taken. I'd rather have a $4 pack of cigarettes stolen than a $700 computer.

#2 - On 08/12/2013 at 6:03pm by EpicKid07

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Hope you have insurance

#1 - On 08/12/2013 at 6:03pm by alexwow1

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