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Today, I went to mah car to get a few things,hen I discoverd it had been broken into !! Nothing of value was taken !! My window was bustd in just 4 a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and mah car ash tray !! real FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41140) - you deserved it (6550)

On 08/12/2013 at 2:54pm - misc - by amayasoma - United States (Louisiana)

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Hey, at least you didn't have anything valuable taken. I'd rather have a $4 pack of cigarettes stolen than a $700 computer.

#2 - On 08/12/2013 at 6:03pm by EpicKid07

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Hope you have insurance

#1 - On 08/12/2013 at 6:03pm by alexwow1

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