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Today, I was walking along the beach at night with my family. A huge wave came up and knocked me over. When we got to the van, I realized that the keys that had been in my pocket were now in the ocean. Our cell phones, shoes, and money were in the van. We had to walk three miles to our hotel. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41946) - you deserved it (6414)

On 08/11/2013 at 3:28am - misc - by cricketsins (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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At least you didn't drown or something because all those things are replaceable, you are not.

#2 - On 08/11/2013 at 12:04pm by L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H

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The sea be a cruel mistress

#3 - On 08/11/2013 at 12:04pm by Redoxx

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