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Today , mah fiancé asked 4 money to bail his brother out of jail , the same brother who happily spent a whole day recently trying to convince mah fiancé that I've been cheating on him with mah own cousin!! So I said no!! He shook his head in disgust and said that I'm ( unbelievably spiteful )!! FML


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On 08/08/2013 at 9:13am - misc - by go choke on a gonad (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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I would've said no too.

#1 - On 08/08/2013 at 8:21pm by w0o0a

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There's one delinquent asshole like that in every family.

If you think your family doesn't have one, it's you.

#2 - On 08/08/2013 at 8:26pm by DocBastard

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