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When you get braces, beaver chomp her nose.
Good thing she held her tongue before you decided to get them fixed.
You should commend her on her upcoming boob job. "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought for sure you'd do something about those."
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 30 November 2015