Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
by Bethany / 08/07/2013 at 10:26am / United States / Miscellaneous
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When you get braces, beaver chomp her nose.
#1 - On 08/07/2013 at 5:00pm by BntyHntrSeattle
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Good thing she held her tongue before you decided to get them fixed.
You should commend her on her upcoming boob job. "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought for sure you'd do something about those."
#8 - On 08/07/2013 at 5:07pm by perdix
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