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Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48538) - you deserved it (4624)

On 08/07/2013 at 8:24am - misc - by noiguessitsbroken :( (woman) - Lithuania (Kauno Apskritis)

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She's kind of insulting herself too by saying that...

#2 - On 08/07/2013 at 1:06pm by ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU

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I'm sure your beautiful OP. or at least on the inside.

#1 - On 08/07/2013 at 1:05pm by toughchick14

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