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Today, it is my twin sisters and my birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me pretty also. FML


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On 03/04/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by Kensie (woman) - United States (Washington)

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What a douchey thing to do! If they couldn't afford it for both, they shouldn't have given it to one.

I'm sorry, man.

#2 - On 03/04/2009 at 6:27pm by rosiegrewup

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:( that sucks!
Way to go mom *rolls eyes*

#1 - On 03/04/2009 at 6:26pm by socializer1

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