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Today, I finished the kayak I have been working on for four years. I can't get it out of my basement. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42638) - you deserved it (24836)

On 07/30/2013 at 10:13am - misc - by kayak probs - United States (Connecticut)

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Anyone else thinking of NCIS while reading this?

OP should try and disassemble the kayak into parts that can make it out the door then reassemble it, no? (I have no idea whether that would actually work with kayaks though...) Either way, good luck, OP!

#6 - On 07/30/2013 at 12:43pm by UnoriGal

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Well... better start over outside!

#1 - On 07/30/2013 at 12:40pm by BntyHntrSeattle

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