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Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML


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On 07/29/2013 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Take the flowers and run.

#1 - On 07/30/2013 at 2:02am by Pwib

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How did he even think that would work out? As if the couple would see them at their table and apologize for intruding what they paid for?

#6 - On 07/30/2013 at 2:08am by cuppycakeslove

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