Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML

by Anonymous / 07/28/2013 at 1:38pm / Slovenia (Ruse Commune) / Miscellaneous

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  • So, he was wanking it and then decided to shove that hand in your popcorn? Yep, time to urinate on his toothbrush... Daily.

    #3 - On 07/28/2013 at 8:24pm by dalink

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  • Free tooth floss? What a kind person.

    #2 - On 07/28/2013 at 8:20pm by TheDrifter

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