Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

by Anonymous / 07/24/2013 at 4:56pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

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  • Dude if you're too embarrassed to just buy some condoms, you're probably too young. Just man up and buy them... Sorry but YDI man.

    #1 - On 07/25/2013 at 2:14am by KBurns207

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  • If you scanned them, couldn't he just look at the screen?

    #2 - On 07/25/2013 at 2:16am by doodieman

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