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Today, I was about to make a left turn. In the turn lane a little old lady was waiting for the light to change. On the back of her car was a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you love Jesus!" I gave her a honk and waved. She leaned out and yelled, "The light's red, asshole." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45717) - you deserved it (13580)

On 07/16/2013 at 9:12am - misc - by TNDriver (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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You can never win with those bumper stickers.

#1 - On 07/16/2013 at 1:02pm by heyhihello95

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And this is why I hate people.

#3 - On 07/16/2013 at 1:03pm by Micayla

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