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Today, I told my girlfriend about my extreme fear of flying roaches. She immediately got upset because she thought, since I'm from the Caribbean, I would be "manlier" and "eat stuff like that for breakfast". FML


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On 07/15/2013 at 9:41am - misc - by sammy77sam (man) - Saint Kitts and Nevis (Saint George Basseterre)

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It's fucking flying roaches, who doesn't have an extreme fear of them?

#4 - On 07/15/2013 at 12:58pm by Livelife121

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Well that's a ridiculous racial stereotype, you should educate her OP.

#2 - On 07/15/2013 at 12:58pm by Wizardo

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