Today, I came home at 1am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
by whowhat / 07/11/2013 at 2:26am / United States / Miscellaneous
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OP, you need to have a nice little chat with your mom about this.
And maybe better house security.
I would invest in some good locks if I were you.
#1 - On 07/11/2013 at 9:45am by ItsAnanya
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Kick her out, change the locks, and get a security system.
Oh, and get a dog. A big, mean, vicious dog. One that only attacks crazy mothers.
#4 - On 07/11/2013 at 9:47am by DocBastard
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