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Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47792) - you deserved it (9698)

On 07/10/2013 at 4:10pm - misc - by mylifesucks - United States (Georgia)

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When you said that he didn't release all his anger, I thought you were going to say he started hitting you.

#4 - On 07/11/2013 at 2:27am by Amethyst888

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Maybe he used to be a rage gamer back in his day.

#3 - On 07/11/2013 at 2:27am by iLike2Teabag

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