Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML

by Anonymous / 07/09/2013 at 12:07pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

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  • Your life sucks, but I gotta ask: did you not feel a breeze or something down there?

    #1 - On 07/09/2013 at 4:37pm by caitiebug1119

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  • Parents jumping to conclusions, @@ but yeah, 1 has a point, didn't you feel a draft or was it warm at the pool? Hopefully you explained and things worked out okay. Just take a lesson to double check your clothes next time. :)

    #2 - On 07/09/2013 at 4:37pm by ireply_wlyrics

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