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Today, I was trying to remove a temporary tattoo my friend put on my cheek. When warm water and soap didn't work, I tried something else. Just so you know, Mr. Clean Magic Erasers do not, in fact, work by magic. Tell that to the massive chemical burn covering half my face. FML


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On 05/19/2009 at 10:19am - misc - by morningeyes (woman) - United States (New York)

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LOL fail
one time i put a backyardigans tattoo on my ass and it stuck to my underwear

#3 - On 05/19/2009 at 5:24pm by monkeyz0r

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Smart. Not the best idea, now is it? Magic erasers are not for bodies.

#1 - On 05/19/2009 at 5:23pm by Melodious

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