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Today, I tried acid for the first time while camping with my best friend. A drunk driver smashed into my car, leaving it totaled. I had to explain the situation to a cop all while thinking my car was bleeding green ooze. FML

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On 07/02/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Drugs are bad, mkay.

#1 - On 07/02/2013 at 10:05am by GuessWhatKids

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If it was leaking antifreeze, then technically it was.

#2 - On 07/02/2013 at 10:06am by klc20071989

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