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Today, I went to get new shoes. I'm a pretty tall girl and I have proportional feet. I asked the cute guy who worked there for a size 9.5. He burst into laughter before putting on a shocked face and saying, "Oh wait... You're serious." Goodbye, self esteem. FML


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On 07/01/2013 at 12:35am - misc - by theyre not THAT big. (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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What a dick. Shove one of your shoes straight up his ass...

#1 - On 07/01/2013 at 6:04am by olpally

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9.5 isn't even a huge size, I know of women with size 11 feet. Honestly, no one notices your feet, don't worry about it!

#4 - On 07/01/2013 at 6:07am by skellingtonfart

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