Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML

by whipplewhip / 06/30/2013 at 12:21am / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • The fart probably was a made of 2 week old food stuck in her fat encrusted gut, obese people need to sort it out with their bumper car looking arses.

    #1 - On 06/30/2013 at 5:52am by Wizardo

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  • Do people not know how to say 'Excuse me" anymore ?

    #9 - On 06/30/2013 at 6:12am by TheForgetfulOne

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