Today, I decided to try Karate. In an attempt to roundhouse-kick a hanging boxing glove, I knocked over a lamp, lost my balance and pulled down my curtains. My neighbor then looked through the window, started laughing and yelled, "KUNG FO POWA!" FML

by blahblah / 06/26/2013 at 9:57pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

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  • Just remember grasshopper, Wax on, Wax off

    #2 - On 06/27/2013 at 5:12am by TwoXMike

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  • Just karate chop your neighbor.

    #1 - On 06/27/2013 at 5:11am by HowAreYouToday

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