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Today, it marks the fourth month since my 15-year-old cousin asked me out, then started practically stalking me when I said no. It's also the fourth month of my parents and his constantly telling me to stop overreacting and that it's "just a phase." FML


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On 06/22/2013 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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I don't understand why parents just brush off weird behaviors like that rather than just addressing them.

#2 - On 06/22/2013 at 3:27pm by Chellybelly92

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Your parents should be taking this seriously, that's some seriously disturbing behaviour.

#8 - On 06/22/2013 at 3:31pm by hordriss

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