Today, my grandmother made a rule that every time we take a crap, she has to examine the turds to make sure they aren't big enough to clog up the pipes. I don't know what's worse: that she looks at my turds, or the fact that she actively comments on them. FML

by Anonymous / 06/22/2013 at 1:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • Perhaps you should talk to her about how absolute gross that is. Toilet time is private time

    #1 - On 06/22/2013 at 5:25am by svalaedgren

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  • Your grandma thinks you are so full of shit you would clog her pipes?

    #5 - On 06/22/2013 at 5:27am by darwinism

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