Today, while running, a man ran up next to me and started jogging with me. He asked if he could run with me and I said yes. Later, when I told him I was going home, he followed me home. When I asked him to leave, he say down on my lawn in protest. He has been there for over 4 hours. FML

by Anonymous / 06/21/2013 at 12:26am / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • Turn on the sprinklers/hose.
    Or get a dog to chase him off.
    or get the police to haul him off, whichever's the most amusing.

    #1 - On 06/21/2013 at 6:35am by ireply_wlyrics

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  • Call the police, if he's on your lawn it's trespassing. Who knows what else someone that mentally unstable will do once he thinks you're asleep.

    #6 - On 06/21/2013 at 6:37am by lulubelles

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