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Today, while running, a man ran up next to me and started jogging with me. He asked if he could run with me and I said yes. Later, when I told him I was going home, he followed me home. When I asked him to leave, he say down on my lawn in protest. He has been there for over 4 hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48656) - you deserved it (7404)

On 06/21/2013 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Turn on the sprinklers/hose.
Or get a dog to chase him off.
or get the police to haul him off, whichever's the most amusing.

#1 - On 06/21/2013 at 6:35am by ireply_wlyrics

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Call the police, if he's on your lawn it's trespassing. Who knows what else someone that mentally unstable will do once he thinks you're asleep.

#6 - On 06/21/2013 at 6:37am by lulubelles

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